Just thinking outloud...

- What does it tell you when you remember to feed the fish but not take your vitamins.
- I miss Barnes & Nobles.
- How do you know when your actions are based on hormonal imbalance vrs mental instability?

Sharpe permanent marker comercial.
There is a construction guy painting a wall, leaning over or something. You can see the top of his underwear sticking out from his pants. Sharpe dude asks the guy "I see you used Sharpie there Bob". Bob says, "my name is Dave".