A few more I couldn't resist...

Oye como va
Misheard them as:
Oh yeah come over

Song: Mrs. Robinson -Artist: Simon and Garfunkel
The real lyrics were:
Jesus loves you more than you will know
But misheard them as:
She's a sluzzy moron you will know

Song: Mrs. Robinson -Artist: Simon and Garfunkel
The real lyrics were:
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
But misheard them as:
She's a slut. That's more than you should know.

Song: The Sound of Silence -Artist: Simon and Garfunkel
The real lyrics were:
Ten thousand people maybe more
But misheard them as:
Ten thousand people making war

Song: Lucky -Artist: Britney Spears
The real lyrics were:
She's so lucky; she's a star,
but she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart.
But misheard them as:
She's so lucky in her car,
but she cry, cry, cried when they stole her car.